My wife has banned me from the internet so I can't tell you about the argument me and Big Nose Kosmina had about Electric Pokemon being better than Flying Pokemon. :(

I wonder who put that pic of John Kosmina on ratemyvomit.com LOL!!!!!!111!11111

I've been getting alot of fanmale from you guys. Alot more than Kosmina gets LOL!!!!!!! Anyway, I thought I would answer some of them

Roopy wrote: Is it true that you are going to buy Les Ferninand?
Well I have been playing Championship Manager for some time now and think he would be a great signing. He is great in the air, he has a 14 for shooting, has a 18 for shot accuracy and thinks that Paul Dickov is a good asset to the team. This is obviously quite tempting but my scouts are telling me to sign Damien Mori. I might sign Mori instead, more people would like him because he is Australian. Nobody likes ex-premier league players anyways. I am also looking a Phil Jagielka.

Northern Soul wrote: What type of lipstick do you wear?
Maybelline Moisture Whip Lipstick - Dusty Rose. Chad Gibson recommended it to me.

Veritasvillan wrote: Can you explain the Big Bang Theory to me?
Certainly. The Big Bang Theory was an album made by Styx in 2005 as a desperate attempt to pay off their debt creditors. Most popular because Adam Sandler continually make movies about them, as a result they have since decided that in the year 2005 to commit verbal genocide by going on tour. John Kosimna plays their music before a match to pump up his players which is why Adealaide play such a boring style of football.

Neil Evans wrote: Have you seen my eyebrows?
Yes, they were last seen with Robbie Slater's charisma, Rhoargirl's virginity & Brain Deane's talent.

Hahaha Koshmina, I thought you were going to go the whole season undefeated LOL!!!!!111 2-nil to Sydney!!!!LOL I bet you want to go back in time and not say that! I bet your mother wants to go back in time too and not get knocked up by that HIV-riddled hobo who offered her $5 for some loving. Hahaha! Come bring it Kosmina and bring your Yugioh cards too.

Here are some drawings I did at halftime against the Jets. I am the new Picasso!

This is Josh McCoughlan doing some heaps heavy weights. He is really buff LOL!@!
This is Chad Gibson! He really likes sports!LOL!!@@!!12
Roooooaaaarrrrr!!!! It's the Queensland Lions!!!! Just kiding LOL!!!! IT's just a drawing hazhahahaz! It's realistic though

Man, this winning thing feels good, I might try it again sometime. Not at Suncorp though LOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!1111

I am such a good drawer OMG! Check out Chezard eating a hot peppper LOLOMGWTFLOL!!!!!

PS Kosmina - I have a wife. Do you even have a girlfriend? Internet girlfriends don't count. And you can't count the monthly adultfriendfinder.com.au newsletter as a girlfriend either.

Hahahaha Kosmina! I knew you would be watching tonight's match against Sydney, that's why I lost the match. I played all my players out of position! You idoit! Why else would I leave Brosque on the bench. If you weren't there, I would of started him, regardless of his festering leg.

Tae-Yong Shit retired. OMGLOL!!!!! Please give me eProps on my Xanga account for that one!!!LOL!!!!!!!!!11

SOMEONE SEND ME A G-MAIL INVITE!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMGLOL ROFLCOPTERLOLOCAUST WTFLOLOLOL OL!!!@!!!111!11 Have you seen the hampster dance website? OMG it's hahahahahahalarious!!!!!!!LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOWTFOMG I think it's underground.

Pierre Litbarki thinks he is so good. Man, this is just like Pokemon. I am Bulbasaur and he is Rattata. He knows my vine whip would totally block his tailwhip and then would kill off all his energy. Then I would get the 400 experience points and would find a supewr antidote. He probably thinks he's so smart for beating us during the World Cup qualifiers. Hahahahaha! I played everyone out of position so when we played again he would be stupid enough to think he could put 3 goals past us again. Suck0r!!!LOL!!!!

OMG!!!! The next generation of smilies is so l33t! OMG ROFLCOPTER!!!!!!! LOLOCAUST!!!!!!!

Fuck you Kosmina! I hate you so much. Your mum probably still buys your clothes. You must be so happy that you signed Rech. I don't care. I only offered him that contract as a joke. When he rejected it, I was like syke! Why would I care? I don't care. He was shit in the NSL. And you have a big nose too Kosmina. Infact, your out of my MSN Messenger friends list. Take that!

OMG! It's been a while since an update. I couldn't log in! I thought I was banned because I kept writing the password in correctly but then I realized that I had numlock off! LOL! Now 123456789 works fine!LOL!

PS- Don't forget to give negative ratings for John Kodsmina's picture on ratemyface.com

John Sime has signed 5 players for the team. I don’t know who John Sime is.

Sorry I haven't been posting recently. I had a 3 day pass to go to MovieWorld! I stayed their for 3 days straight! I would still be there if security didn't kick me out for trying to hotwire the batmobile. Best 3 days of my life!

WHoreray I've signed some players. There both from the Wommera Detention Centre and both are Chinese. I forget there names. I think one's called Kim Jong Ill and the other is Chow Yun Fat or something. They'll be heaps mad, I know these things. One of them had a video of them playing and on the back there was an episode of Looney Tunes. I love that show! I would like to sign some more imports but I used alot of the transfer budget on collagen injections for my lips.

Check out this mad picture of Batman that I drew

I think I’ll get Michael Baird instead of Roy Maakay. He has much more potential than him and will bring in the Australian crowd better than Makaay woudl as well. Good signeing.

I spoke to Roy Makaay again, he said he thought Queensland meant England. He declined to come to play in Austria. He wouldn't fit in with my plans so I did not want him anyway. I called up Fernando Rech again anyway. I told him to put Yoghurt on the rash.

Drinking this water gives me superpowers like Batman!!!!!1111111lol

I spoke to Roy Makaay and asked him if he wanted to play in Queensland. He says it sounds like fun as he would like to play over here if the weather is warm. So our first player is signed for the Lions! Roy Makaay!!!!!111 yay!!!! I wonder if I can get Adam West as our marquee player

I had too much red cordial yesterday. I bought 8000 beanie babies on ebay. My wife is going to kill me

must make a team its like building a dyke first you need to dig it up and then build the wall and hold the water back and there you go it is done and you win the league with a five goal win and get the trophy from BATMAN!!!!!1omgomg that would be great movieworld sould be teh sponsr from the leauge of austria and batman will give out teh prises haha

Well it looks like I meant to sign football players, not actors to star in my musical “Batman & Me” (which is in pre-production). So I went down to Woomera and broke some refugees out and asked them if they want to play some footie. So I’ve got like 40 chinese blokes on trial. This Min-Suk Jang looks really good and he loves batman too! I’m so gonna sign him

I offered a Corica a contract and told him it was all nice and warm here and he said no. Then I said I was just kidding. He fell for it. What a n00b, he got pwned!!!11lol Then I called up a Fernando Rech and offered him a contract. He said no and I was like, it was a joke. He is such a n00b, why would I want him anyway? He’s done nothing. ub3rn00b

Guus said thanks but he already has a job. That sucks. I might find someone else.

I rang up my old friend Guus Hiddink to see if he wants to be my assistant. I told him the weather here is warm and they have the Batmobile.

Ah, I've been told by my club to go buy some players & staff for the team. I don't see the point. I'm looking overseas for some people with talent. George Clooney, Val Kimer, Adam West, Michael Keaton & Michael Keaton are all on my shortlist. I think they'll come. The whether is nice here

I am Miron Bleiberg from Hollandia fc and welcome to my bloog. I am new to the computer so excuse me if I am not as good on here as my tactics are on the pitch. My hoobies are playing Pokemon (Gold edition), trading Yugioh Cards and rough anal sex. Plz add me to your msn list thx.